I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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