Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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