he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
PANTIES FOUND
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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