I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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