Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I am full of burrito and curiosity
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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