yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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