I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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