her vagine was all disorganized.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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