so explain again why im purple
no
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you win again, gameday.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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