OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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