pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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