Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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