i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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