It is true. There's a reason the song is "No Sex for Ben." When I was dating Ben I hated that song. But no that I broke up with him I have a new appreciation for the song.
Dude I am absolutely positive I know the bens in question. Only one is an asshole, but he is such a cunt that he makes up for all the nice bens in the world.
Jasons are still number one. Bens are okayyy I guess, and don't getn me started on James' and johns. I can't even.... Fucking assholes. I've never met a Nate so I can't really say but not gunna lie they sounds like they'd blow .
What's with all the Ben hate? You people who say Bens are pricks should just get over yourselves. Just because Bens are super hot and won't sleep with you (thats for all the fugly girls saying they're douches) or steal girls from you because they're hotter (that's for the douche insecure guys) doesn't mean there is something wrong with Bens, just means there is something wrong with you idoits.
Bens are awesome!!
You should specify that Benjamins are pricks.
Surely you couldn't mean Benuels that go by Ben as they are easily the kindest human beings in the history of the human race.
"6:16 if you have a vagina i love you too."
"i do.
lets marry?!?!?!"
how about we jsut fuck and then worry about the whole marriage thing later?"
lets doo itt(;
This poses a a serious threat to Bens around the world. We, the Bens, must unite under one banner and crush this anti-Ben movement.
We are Benjamin: Son of the Right Hand! Blood and Honor!
my ex's ex/boyfriend-again/ex/... you get the point... Ben... douche... Ben Douche... also massive toolbag.... gotta love how he puts his foot in his mouth so often though... psycho killer side not so much.
the problem with bens is their lack of last name...they have to accumulate "bald ben" "football ben" "double douche ben" and "navy ben" in order to keep them straight...and that doesn't always fit in your phone...
Jasons fail. Except Jason Segel. Man's a cutie.
Sadie: They've been talking about you.
Ben: Really? What have they been saying?
Sadie: Not much. Just blah blah blah blah blah... Ben's a prick.
Ben: Really?
Sadie: Yea.
Ben: That sucks.
Sadie: What does 'prick' mean?
Ben: Penis...it means penis.
Knocked up FTW!
I don't know any Bens myself. But just based on names and not the people themselves, I'd say Todds, Trevors, Bradleys, Joshuas, and bretts are the biggest douches out there. Correct me if I've missed any. Oh, and also Lloyds and Dwights.
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