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  Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.

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  I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.

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• One of the best texts I've seen in a while

  Submitted by thomasb28 on Jul 23, 10 at 3:40pm

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• It's pretzel not pretzels retard

  Submitted by pretzel on Jul 24, 10 at 11:11am

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• Firsty, pretzels, and Peytonmanning need to fuck themselves

  Submitted by whatnow on Jul 23, 10 at 2:10pm

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• @whatnow: Acually Firsty is fucking amazing :] Ad you Sir are a total assfuck.

  Submitted by eternity on Jul 23, 10 at 2:11pm

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  • Why thank you, eternity :)

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 23, 10 at 4:16pm

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• @firsty you rock man

  Submitted by sdude on Jul 23, 10 at 10:00pm

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• Definition, not synonym.

  Submitted by JV33 on Jul 23, 10 at 2:56pm

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  • Euphemism, not definition.

    Submitted by ojg15 on Jul 24, 10 at 9:49am

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• Ahhh the ol' trip to the clinic. Classic.

  Submitted by blitted on Jul 23, 10 at 2:11pm

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• I'm sick of tinydicksuperman you need a real jib and what now get a new hobby. This isn't real life. I don't want to be old and stupid like you.

  Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 23, 10 at 9:09pm

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• Too the clinic we go!

  Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 23, 10 at 2:04pm

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• Firsty u rock under men

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 3:05pm

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• whats wrong with these manwhores....wear a condom

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 23, 10 at 9:19pm

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• Fuck off eternity

  Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 23, 10 at 2:21pm

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