So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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