I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
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You're an idiot if you think this person was drinking. Can you say DRUGS?
Obviously fake...TFLN has gotten lazy with their selections. Also, please note how desperately "I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low" is tagged on at the end there. It's like a failed stand-up joke.
might not be fake there r drugs that will fuck u up that bad.....trust me
and if this person really did do that why didn't someone kick him/her out or kick their ass?
Or it's a 13 year old. Pretty sure that's what it is.
You're an idiot if you think this this actually happened. Can you say FAKE?
But did you fuck Eve?
Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin
I don't think this person has ever actually been drunk. Enjoy your summer, kiddo!
clearly just another dumbass from LWE or LWN!
this is embarrassingly fake
It must feel pretty shit to find out all these people know you faked a message on this site.
who cares? doesnt reference booze or anything, so it could be ANYTHING, and it's funny no matter what. except for the friend.
My money is on a dumb kid from LWE
Nobody gets THAT stupid when drunk. This is fake.
Nobody sends a text that's over 200 characters long.
Either you did some good shrooms or this is beyond fake.
That is the funniest thin iv ever read in my life
dear person who wrote this, what were you on and where can i find some? haha
Actually!!! I've seen people piss in the middle of living rooms before thinking they were in a bathroom...its possible
12:20- who cares how old they are? people of all ages do drugs and drink, it doesnt matter!
who the frig cares its still funny and its totally possible i've seen people shit all over the place, it happens.
definitely a good night, just a bad morning
They never said they were drunk....sounds like salvia to me anyways.
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