gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
oh god the rape fog is back!
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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