I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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