she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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