guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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