I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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