There is no way he is gay with that hair.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
We had sex on a dog bed..
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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