margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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