apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm always down for nudity.
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