Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Holy sore nipples Batman
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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