How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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