The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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