that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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