I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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