How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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