scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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