Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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