i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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