I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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