it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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