Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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