I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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