it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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