I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
