i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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