I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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