we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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