well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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