what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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