god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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