Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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