JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
