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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.

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Nope...she squirted. It's the same consistency as urine. She just has AMAZING mucsle control. Lucky him!!!

Submitted by baybee on Mar 22, 10 at 9:51am

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I just spit out my redbull after I read this. Thank you

Submitted by studentboy on Mar 22, 10 at 1:02pm

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It's not pee. Just so everyone who keeps saying that knows. It's clear like water and has no odor. My boyfriend makes me squirt all the time when I have a g-spot orgasm and it's better than any other orgasm. If a girl squirts during sex, the guy is really good.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 4:31pm

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Ah, the elusive female's cum. Not many women can do that. You are very lucky my friend.

Submitted by mas0o0n on Mar 22, 10 at 3:33pm

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- Most every woman can, you just have to do it right. It's a shame more men don't realize this.
  
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Hahahaha this is awesome

Submitted by theonetwothree on Mar 22, 10 at 10:53am

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i squirt. its not pee. it feels amazing too

Submitted by ojm123 on Mar 22, 10 at 10:22pm

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It so is not the same consistency as urine! Trust me!

Submitted by belocl7 on Mar 22, 10 at 10:02am

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Interesting

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 10:09am

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squirting is NOT urine..my ex did it all the time...its clear and has no odor...and i think wat the guy meant my thick is it is like an explosion or stream...and although i have never experienced a mist...i would have rather had her do that...otherwise i felt like i was getting shot with a fire hose...that shit has some pressure behind it

Submitted by linelegacy on Mar 23, 10 at 1:01am

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I just spit out my redbull after I read this. Thank you

Submitted by studentboy on Mar 22, 10 at 1:02pm

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woooooooooooooooooooooow (at the comments) some are funny and some are just retarded!

Submitted by hmackattack on Mar 29, 10 at 1:47am

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Mist? That's weird. But I don't know what ya'll are talking about with the thickness thing. I've never had thick squirt. ew.

Submitted by pretty_box on Mar 22, 10 at 1:13pm

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Awww yeah!!!!

Submitted by rorasaur on Mar 22, 10 at 10:20pm

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Sick. In a good way

Submitted by abcdefgHI on Mar 22, 10 at 4:38pm

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Sure she didn't have a built up queef behind her orgasim? Just asking.

Submitted by styx on Mar 22, 10 at 2:29pm

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My girl gushes all over, I'm gonna need a rain coat soon

Submitted by Tankd4life on Mar 23, 10 at 10:58am

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Lol no one has ever made me squirt

Submitted by loca915 on Mar 22, 10 at 4:27pm

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5:31 you are a retard

Submitted by fjdnfjcks on Mar 22, 10 at 5:35pm

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Heck yeah 815

Submitted by sam61252 on Mar 22, 10 at 5:42pm

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LMAO....this was good.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 1:13pm

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Wow... That was freakin hysterical!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 23, 10 at 2:13am

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10:29 win!

Submitted by ridleylax21 on Mar 22, 10 at 5:34pm

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Hahaha that's awsome

Submitted by Nickrusl on Mar 22, 10 at 5:02pm

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Fuck I just spit red wine EVERYWHERE!

Submitted by aimeelee76 on Mar 22, 10 at 11:30pm

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I got a squirt for ya lol bend over

Submitted by 007Tundra on Mar 23, 10 at 4:16am

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Cum smells bad.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 11:55pm

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Sounds like a keeper.

Submitted by Clay180 on Mar 22, 10 at 8:55pm

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i thoroughly enjoy how this is from an 815...hope its someone I know!! hahaha

Submitted by coolchicka05 on Mar 25, 10 at 12:59am

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The girl I'm dating soaks my bed everytime we have sex, gonna need a new matress soon

Submitted by Tankd4life on Mar 22, 10 at 2:43pm

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Lol that shit is too fun when they do that my girl never knew how to act!!

Submitted by elgin on Mar 22, 10 at 12:06pm

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Hahahaha that's messed man gross

Submitted by birdostits on Mar 22, 10 at 4:35pm

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Squirters are a special breed!

Submitted by Five8Six_TWiP on Mar 23, 10 at 2:24pm

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Bahahaha.

Submitted by CharliesxxAngel on Feb 2, 12 at 6:19pm

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815......hmmm wonder if it's anyone from the Sterling/Rock Falls area

Submitted by jrj on Mar 23, 10 at 10:13am

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Your from the 815???? No way

Submitted by theczar19 on Mar 22, 10 at 10:46pm

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See Dad, my advice helped, huh? =)

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 22, 10 at 10:14am

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Sounds like piss. It usually should be a bit to thick to "mist".

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 9:44am

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Nah she just pissed on you, squirting is too thick to be a mist

Submitted by Beaglehead on Mar 22, 10 at 11:03am

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Males should be the only ones shooting cum at people

Submitted by trke0302 on Mar 22, 10 at 9:55am

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- this is the same logic as genital mutilation. go find a third world country to move to.
  
  Submitted by Anonymousssss on Mar 22, 10 at 11:56pm
  
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you do realize, squirting is pee right?

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