What a fucking waste of an outfit
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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