you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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