id be glad to
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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