The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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