i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Randomize
