so that wasnt chicken after all
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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