Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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